It's so simple even a three year old gets it!

Apparently I talk about, watch, live, breath, sleep, obsess about roller derby more than I realized. My three year old came home from school today. He is usually most talkative after school. He saw my helmet on the table and instantly it was on his head. He has only been to one bout. However, we watch together on YouTube on a daily basis. He proceeded to tell me how roller derby works. So here are the highlights for those of you still a little confused as to how the whole thing works:

Mommy goes to roller derby.

Her name at roller derby is yummy cakes.

I like roller derby.

There are pretty girls there and they wear roller skates.

They wear helmets. Helmets are super cool like this. *points to his head*

There is a monster there.

Girls yell "ahhhhh watch out!" "Watch out!" "HEY Watch Out"

They go around and around and super fast.

They fall down.

There is a horn.

The horn goes 'BEEEEP'

Bats fly up in the sky.

Bats fly up in to space and hit stars and rocket ships bring the stars to the roller derby.

Boys wear white shirts.

My name at roller derby is uhhhh . . . . Super Heroes.

I like roller derby, it is my favorite.


"It's my favorite too Day! Now take off Mommy's helmet and eat your lunch!"